Friday, July 15, 2011

On a Scale of Tool to Douche...

How to lose a girl before she even meets you.


  1. I can't even imagine what my reaction would be if a guy came to pick me up on a date with a liscense plate like that! I think you said it best E!

  2. "Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam...

    Car Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.

    Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part."


  3. speaking of tools.....